AI-powered financial side-eye
Your spending.
Absolutely roasted.
Snap a receipt. Get a savage, funny verdict on your spending—and a card your group chat deserves. Budgeting just became the entertainment.
Free roasts. Receipt-first. No bank connection needed.
Our ground rules
Receipt first. Bank linking isn’t the entry fee.
Roast the purchase. Never the person.
Sharing is your call. Always.
From receipt to reality check
A little heat.
A lot of perspective.
Less spreadsheet guilt. More “okay, that’s fair.” Start with a laugh, then decide what comes next.
Takeout damage
$214
“Your kitchen called. It’s filing a missing-person report.”
Illustrative roast · Not a customer’s financial data
The evidence
Snap a receipt. Start with one purchase, not your entire financial life.
The verdict
AI turns your spending into a playful, pointed roast. The questionable takeout habit is fair game. Your worth isn’t.
The group chat
Get a styled, screenshot-ready card. Share the joke if you want—or keep your financial lore to yourself.
Next on the menu
Friend-vs-friend roast battles and optional connected-card monthly recaps. We’re starting with receipts to keep the first step simple.
The roast is free. The comeback is yours.
Choose your character arc.
Stay for the free laughs, or explore the paid Redemption Arc: budgeting tools, savings goals, and an AI coach with a softer delivery. See available plans below.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
No financial jump scares
Before you hand
over the evidence.
Your receipt has a story
Let’s hear its defense.
One receipt. One reality check. Zero spreadsheet homework.